| 1. |
THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE
RULES |
|
A. |
The rules are subject to change at any time without notice. |
|
B. |
No male can possibly know all the rules. Nearly all females are born with
this knowledge. |
|
C. |
If the female suspects the male knows any of the rules, she may immediately
change any or all of the rules. |
| 2. |
THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG |
|
A. |
If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the male did or said wrong. |
|
B. |
If rule 2A applies, the male must apologise immediately for causing the
misunderstanding. |
| 3. |
THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN
POINT |
|
A. |
The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the
female. |
| 4. |
THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET
AT ANY TIME |
|
A. |
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be
angry or upset. |
|
B. |
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not
she wants him to be angry or upset. |
| 5. |
ANY ATTEMPT BY THE MALE TO CHANGE ANY OF THESE
RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE BODILY HARM. |
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