• Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don't know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
• Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
• Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
• Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son..
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.
• Gal: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest.
• What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
• If u call ur mother as MUM what'll u call mother's younger sis & elder sis?
Santa: Minimum and Maximum
• Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
• Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank
took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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