EXAMS ARE OVER..

கடந்த
பதினைந்து நாட்களாக 
M Sc  இரண்டாம் ஆண்டு தேர்வுகளுக்கு தயார் செய்ததினால் படு பிசி! மாடல் டெஸ்ட் பேப்பர்களில் இரண்டு எழுதாமல் , பைனல் exams எழுதி முடித்தாகிவிட்டது.

நேற்றுடன் பரிட்சைகள் முடிந்தன.

Exams  எழுதிய களைப்பு தீர மாலா நேற்றே சென்னை சென்றுவிட்டாள் 

இனி, ஞானவயலில் தரமான விளைச்சலைப் பெருக்க, (ஞானவிதைகள்) ஆலோசனைகள் வரவேற்கப்படுகின்றன!!!

Jokes -

பெத்த பொண்ணுக்கும், பரிட்சை பேப்பர்க்கும் ஒரு ஒற்றுமை இருக்கு அது என்ன தெரியுமா??

ரெண்டையுமே கட்டி கொடுக்கிறவரைக்கும் ஒரே
டென்ஷன், தலைவலி தான்......

பெத்த பையனுக்கும், பரிட்சை பேப்பர்க்கும் உள்ள ஒற்றுமை என்ன தெரியுமா??

இரண்டையுமே திருத்தவே முடியாது.......

நான் எழுதியிருக்கிற பதில்களுக்கு நீங்க வெறும் சைபர் மட்டும் போட்டிருக்கிறது சரியில்லங் சார்.

ஆசிரியர் சிரித்துக் கொண்டே...நீ சொல்றது சரிதான்.. சைபருக்கு கீழே மார்க் போடுறது அவ்வளோ நல்லா இருக்காதுன்னு நான் நினைச்சேன். 


விஜயும், மகேஷ் பாபுவும் (தெலுங்கு நடிகர்) தேர்வு அறையில்….

விஜய் – ..ண்ணா கொஞ்சம் பேப்ரை காமியேன், பார்த்து எழுதிக்கிறேன்

மகேஷ் – டேய் நான் எழுதுரது தெலுங்கு பரிட்சை

விஜய் – நீ காட்டு மட்டும் காட்டு அண்ணா, நான் ரீமேக் பண்ணி எழுதிக்கிறேன்!

குர்பசன் சிங் அப்படிங்கிற சர்தார்ஜி பல்கலைக்கழகத் தேர்வு எழுதிட்டு இருந்தாராம். கேள்விகள் எல்லாமே ஆம்/இல்லைன்னு பதில் சொல்ற ரகம். பரிட்சை கூடத்துல நம்மாளு போய் ஒக்காருறாரு, அஞ்சு நிமிஷம் கேள்வித் தாளைப் பாக்குறாரு. அதுக்கப்புறம் ஒரு வேகம் வந்தவரா, தன்னோட பேண்ட் பாக்கெட்லருந்து ஒரு காசு எடுத்து சுண்டி போட்டு தலை விழுந்துதுன்னா ஆம்ன்னு பூ விழுந்ததுன்னா இல்லைன்னும் பதில் எழுத ஆரம்பிக்கிறாரு. அரை மணி நேரத்துல இந்த மாதிரி எல்லா கேள்விக்கும் பதில் சொல்லி முடிச்சிடறாரு. 

அதுக்கப்புறம் பாத்தா திடீர்னு டென்சன் ஆகிடறாரு. வேர்த்து விறுவிறுத்து போயிடறாரு. 

பரிட்சை ஹால்ல இருந்த வாத்தியாரு சர்தார்ஜி கிட்ட வந்து "என்னப்பா என்னாச்சு? ஏன் டென்சனா இருக்கே?"ன்னு கேட்டாராம். 

அதுக்கு சர்தார்ஜி சொல்றாராம்" சார்! நான் முதல் அரை மணி நேரத்துலயே பதில் எல்லாம் எழுதி முடிச்சிட்டேன்... ஆனா இப்ப எழுதுன பதில் எல்லாம் சரியான்னு அதே மாதிரி காசை சுண்டி போட்டு சரி பாத்துட்டு இருக்கேன். இப்ப வர்ற பதில் வேற மாதிரி வருது!"

பரிட்சைல பெயில் ஆனா திரும்ப படிச்சி பாஸ் பண்ணலாம்.ஆனா,பாஸ் ஆயிட்டா. திரும்ப படிச்சி பெயில் ஆக முடியாது..!

LOVE PROPOSAL

This is just funny....!

Girl: I'm always here for you

Boy: I know

Girl: What's wrong?

Boy: I like her so much

Girl: Talk to her

Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me

Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.

Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.

Girl: Then tell her.

Boy: She won't like me

Girl: How do you know that?

Boy: I can just tell.

Girl: Well just tell her.

Boy: What should I say

Girl: Tell her how much you like her

Boy: I tell her that daily.

Girl: what do you mean?

Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.

Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me

Boy: Wait. Who do you like?

Girl: Oh some boy

Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.

Girl: She does

Boy: How do you know..

Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?

Boy: You

Girl: You're wrong, I love you

Boy: I love you too.

Girl: So are you going to talk to her?

Boy: I just did.

LITTLE EYES SEE A LOT

WHEN YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T LOOKING

A message every adult should read because children
are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my
first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately
wanted to paint another one.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a
stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be
kind to animals.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my
favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little
things can be the special things in life.

When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a
prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always
talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a
meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I
learned that we all have to help take care of each other.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care
of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have
to take care of what we are given.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you
handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't
feel good, and I learned that I would have
to be responsible when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come
from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things
hurt, but it's all right to cry.

When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you
cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.

When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of
life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and
productive person when I grow up.

When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and
wanted to say,' Thanks for all the things I saw when
you thought I wasn't looking.'





Each of us
(parent, grandparent, aunt, uncle, teacher, nurse, friend)
influences the life of a child.

How will you touch the life of someone today?

GIRLS Vs WOMAN

Girls want to control the man in their life..
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.

Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.


Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it, using it as a time for personal growth.


Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.


Girls make you come home.
Grown women make you want to come home.


Girls leave their schedule wide open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits.


Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.


Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging out with his friends).
Grown women realize that a little bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special - and goes out to kick it up with her own friends.


Girls think a guy crying is weak.
Grown women offer their shoulder and a tissue.


Girls want to be spoiled and 'tell' their man so.
Grown women 'show' him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his 'manhood'.


Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it.
Grown women know that was just one man.


Girls fall in love and chase aimlessly after the object of their affection, ignoring all 'signs'.
Grown women know that sometimes the one you love, doesn't always love you back - and move on without bitterness.


Girls will read this and get an attitude.
Grown women will read this and share it to other grown women and their male friends.

BOMBAYWALA

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:

Man : Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.

Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.

Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only

Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.

Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...

Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.

Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:

Doctor: OK. Tell me.

Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

Doctor: are you FROM Mumbai ?

Man: Yes

Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me 

in the beginning itself that you are FROM Mumbai . Come man, no one can treat you better than me.

SUCCESS

Formula for Success

The more desire we have to improve some part of ourselves, the more successful we'll become.

After every basketball game, a high school basketball coach watches the videotape and analyzes what the team did so he can reinforce the things the team did well and suggest ways to improve the things they didn't do well.

Just as the coach reviews the team's performance after every game so he can suggest ways to keep them in the win column, we should review our performance at work and develop a winning game plan. Actually, we can use the same strategy as the high school basketball coach. Here's the coach's winning formula:

Goals: First and foremost, we have to know what we're shooting for. In the team's case, it's to win. What are our goals at work? To be the best in our area or department? To get a promotion? To reduce the number of errors in our department? To increase productivity?

Competency & Skills: Once we have a goal, we must be competent and have the skills to be able to reach our goal. If we don't have them, we have to acquire them. If we want to be a computer programmer, for instance, then we must learn the language. Whatever we decide we want to do, we must learn and develop the skills necessary to put in a top performance every day.

Execution: Now, just having the skills & Competency doesn't mean we can use them well. We must be able to perform them to perfection. That means practice, practice, and practice.

Support: We all need to work together to reach our goals. No one member of the basketball team can win the game alone. Players need one another and rely on one another to get the job done. The same applies at work (and at home too).

Leadership: The team has a captain or co captains -- leaders -- to ensure the team executes the coach's game plan. Companies need leaders who direct their efforts toward profitable endeavors.

Desire: Last, but by far not least, we must have the burning desire to reach our goal -- whatever that goal may be. We can possess the sharpest skills, execute them perfectly, and have the most support and the best leadership -- but if we don't care, chances are good we'll still fall short. We must WANT it. And that's what it takes to win. We can have anything we want if we want it desperately enough.

Keep On Revisiting & Follow Up: It is a must from all endevour; we must try to extract the learning for future. We must look back, give ourselves some time to reflect & discuss with self about the positive & negative of the experience and draw the best course of action for future. We may also take help of our peers, Boss, Wife, Parents or any one with whom; we have generated the highest level of trust & Faith.

OFFICE PHRASES

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!

1) For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2) Noted and returned.
Meaning: I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

3) Review and comment.
Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4) Action please.
Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry; I'll claim the credit.

5) For your necessary action.
Meaning: It's your headache now.

6) Copy to.
Meaning: Here's a share of my headache.

7) For your approval, please.
Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

8) Action is being taken.
Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.

9) Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.
10) Please discuss.
Meaning: I don't know what the HELL this is, so please brief me.
11) For your immediate action.
Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.

12) Please reply soon.
Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

13) We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.

14) Regards.
Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the bullshit.

மூளைக்கு வேலை - 19

Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people.

Once he borrowed Rs.4000/-from a rich man.
After a few days, he borrowed Rs.2000/- from the same man.

Many days passed, the mathematician did not return the money to the rich man. The rich man went to the mathematician and asked to return the money.

But to his great surprise, the mathematician replied that there is no need to pay the debt.

"See here, friend" said the mathematician " the sum of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero, so I do not have any balance to pay".

The rich man took the matter to the court. When the judge came to know this, he was astonished. He asked the mathematician to prove that sum of 4000 and
2000 is zero, and not 6000.

The Clever mathematician agreed. He said:
let a == 4000, b == 2000 and c == 6000
a + b == c

Multiply both sides by a + b

(a + b) (a + b ) == c (a + b)

a*a + ab + ba + b*b == ca + cb

a*a + ab - ca == cb - b*b - ba

a( a + b -c) == -b(b + a - c)

so a == - b

a + b == 0

Hence 4000 + 2000 = 0...!!

CHARISMA

"Charisma is the intangible that makes people want to follow you, to be around you, to be influenced by you."
-- Roger Dawson

Each person is born ethnocentric, or believing that other people and events revolve around them which is generally true for the first few years of a child's life. The focus of activity for a growing child is inward. Some people carry this inward, self-focus into adulthood. These people, so overly concerned with their own well being in a self-centered way, never learn the secrets of influence.

Successful people, who want to have the power of persuasion, turn their circle of activity and interest outward. They expand their centers to be as conscious of the world around them as they are of themselves. They develop what we call, charisma.

Charisma means you have learned to:

1. Act with credibility. Those who are inconsistent in their behavior repel people while those who are consistent in their behavior draw people to them. To be influential, have integrity. Speak up for what you believe, then act accordingly.

Gerry Spence, one of America's greatest trial lawyers, said, "One can stand as the greatest orator the world has known, possess the quickest mind, employ the cleverest psychology, and have mastered all the technical devices of argument, but if one is not credible one might just as well preach to the pelicans."

2. Be interested. Be truly interested in the other person. Treat him or her as the most important person you'll interact with that day - a VIP, Very Important Person. Smile at them, not just for a brief, dutiful second, but for a magical two or three seconds.

When you smile, lean toward the person a little, and think in your mind, "I like you. You are a great individual. I want to get to know you better." You'll be amazed at the connection and trust that will occur.

3. Extend respect. A few interaction skills that make a big difference to a respectful atmosphere in your organization include not interrupting conversations, asking if the person has time to talk, and listening to ideas.

Remember not to be in such a know-it-all position or in such a hurry that you finish other people's sentences. Be sure to comment on their ideas to let them know you have really been listening, not just waiting for them to take a breath so you can jump in with your agenda.

4. Deliver sincere compliments. People you work with do care what you think about them. They appreciate your mentioning their good work. When you do recognize them, be specific in your compliments.

Refrain from saying in an off-handed manner, "Oh, great work, Donna." Make it more personal: "Donna, that is the best research that has come across my desk in the last six months. Excellent work."

5. Accept sincere compliments. If a colleague comments, "Good presentation." Refrain from saying, "Oh, it was nothing." If a friend says, "Nice suit," don't reply, "This old thing? I've had it for years."

Deflecting a compliment often draws unwanted attention and belittles both you and the person offering the compliment. Just say,"Thank you." You'll be pleased with how gracious you become.

6. State what you are FOR, not AGAINST. People don't like nor do they cooperate with people who they think are against them. When you are against something, the person thinks you are against them personally. Once you voice your opposition to another person's idea, you become part of the problem. It's as if a war has started with each of you fighting to be right.

When you are for something, you begin focusing on the potential for positive change. You start the process of collaboration. You become a powerful person.

Try it. Next time a colleague brings you an idea for improving the department, find something about the idea you can be for. You may find that you never have to state what you were against in her ideas because the synergy and creativity has taken a positive turn to solving the problem.

POSTER OF THIS WEEK

EGO

There was once a learned scientist..

After a lot of practice and efforts, he developed a formula and learned the art of reproducing himself. He did it so perfectly that it was impossible to tell the reproduction from the original.

One day while doing his research, he realized that the Angel of Death was searching for him. In order to remain immortal he reproduced a dozen copies of himself. The reproduction was so meticulous that all of them looked exactly like him. Now when this Angel of Death came down, he was at a loss to know which of the thirteen before him was the original scientist, and confused, he left them all alone and returned back to heaven.

But, not for long, for being an expert in human nature, the Angel came up with a clever idea. He said to the scientist addressing all thirteen of them, "Sir, you must be a genius to have succeeded in making such perfect reproduction formula of yourself. However, I have discovered a flaw in your work, just one tiny little flaw."

The scientist immediately jumped out and shouted, Impossible! where is the flaw?" "Right here" said the Angel, as he picked up the scientist from among the reproductions and carried him off.

The whole purpose of the scientist and his formula of reproduction failed as he could not control his pride and lost his life.

So while one’s Knowledge and Skills takes one to the top of the ladder and makes one successful, however the three letter word "EGO" can pull one down immediately.

Let go one’s Ego.

HUSBAND & WIFE......2

A MAN WANTS A WIFE BECAUSE SHE CAN MAKE HIS LIFE...

W Wonderful
I Interesting
F Fascinating
E Extraordinary


BUT A WOMAN WILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL IN FINDING A HUSBAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE...

H Hopeless
U Uncontrollable
S Senseless
B Boring
A Authoritative
N Nuisance
D Discriminative

Q: WHY DOES A MAN WANT A WIFE?.... BECAUSE SHE CAN PROVIDE...

W Washing
I Ironing
F Food
E e.t.c.....?


WHY DOES A WOMAN WANT A HUSBAND?....BECAUSE HE IS EXPECTED TO...

H House her
U Understand her
S Share everything with her
B Buy everything with/for her
A And
N Never
D Demand anything from her?

Two things in life that are difficult;

1. To plant your idea into someone's head,

2. To plant someone's money into your own pocket.

He who succeeds in (1), we call them as TEACHER

He who succeeds in (2), we call them as BOSS

The one who suceeds in both, we call WIFE

The one who fails in both, we call as HUSBAND

மூளைக்கு வேலை - 18

Is zero odd or even?

Zero is even, under three separate but related analyses.

Number Line - consecutive integers vary by 1, and each successive integer changes parity, from odd to even or even to odd.

Additive rules - even + even = even, odd + odd = even. Under this rule, zero can be even but cannot be odd.

The definition of an even number - divisible by 2 with no remainder.

The most commonly accepted definition is that the number "a" is even if there exists an integer "n" which makes the following statement true:

a = 2 x n

0 is an integer. So let n = 0 in the above equation and we get

0 = 2 x 0

So 0 satisfies the mathematical definition for being even.

WEEKEND WISDOM

The Victor 

Poet: C.W. Longenecker

If you think you are beaten, you are.

If you think you dare not, you don’t

If you like to win but think you can’t,

It’s almost a cinch you won’t.

If you think you’ll lose, you’re lost.

For out in the world we find 

Success begins with a fellow’s will

It’s all in the state of mind.

If you think you are outclassed, you are.

You’ve got to think high to rise.

You’ve got to be sure of yourself before

You can ever win the prize.

Life’s battles don’t always go 

To the stronger or faster man.

But sooner or later, the man who wins

Is the man who thinks he can.

AMAZING PAINTING

In the  pic. below, you can see a painting. This was a gift to JRD Tata on his Birthday by a street artist. Nobody was able to understand his art. Unfortunately, only the painting was given to JRD and the artist had promised to reveal the secret shortly . 

Here's the secret revealed. When you place a steel rod at the circle in the first pic you saw, you will see the image of the JRD Tata as a reflection on the steel rod as seen in the second pic below. Isn't it incredible!! 

DONKEY

It is a good story for all of us to hear relating to careers and social life........ ....very true... 

Once upon a time a Washerman was bringing up two donkeys.
Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B. 

Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other. It always tried to pull the washerman's attraction over it by taking more load and walking fast in front of him.
Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of the washerman's presence. After a period of time, Washerman started pressurizing Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable to walk fast, got continuous punishment from washerman. It was crying and told personally to Donkey-A "Dear friend, only we two are here, why to compete with each other....we can carry equal load at normal speed ".

That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to washerman that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also.

Obviously happier washerman looked at Donkey-B.., his BP raised and he started kicking Donkey-B. Next day with smile, Donkey-A carried more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking for Donkey-B and it couldn't act that way....But the washerman was frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell down hopelessly.

Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supremo and happily started carrying more load with great speed. But now the Load of the Donkey-B is also being carried by Donkey-A., and still it has to run fast. For some period it did, finally due to fatigue it got tired and started feeling the pain. But washerman expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried best, but couldn't cope up with his owners demand. The Washerman got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing to take more load... Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its best... But it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction. Finally the day came when due to frustration the washerman killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.

Its an endless story....... ..
But the moral of the Story in Corporate and Social life is......, "Think all colleagues are same and that everyone is capable... Always share the Load equally..... Don't ever act smart in front of your Boss and never try for getting over-credit. ..

Don't feel happy when ur colleague is under pressure.. "
It doesn't matter if u r A or B, for the Boss u shall be always DONKEY
And most importantly,
Never Work Hard, Work Cleverly.... .

GENDER

everthing has a gender.....:) 

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender -

A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Male or Female?

Female .. !

 Ha! You thought it'd be male ,didn't you?

HUSBAND - WIFE

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

                                                  
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.

************ ********* *********
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you

************ ********* *********

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.

************ ********* *********

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents

************ ********* *********

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

************ ********* *********

Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...
Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND.


WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

JOKE

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night
and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, 
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an INDIAN ... !!! 

COMPASSION - 4

7 Practices to cultivate Compassion -  continuation

6.Those who mistreat us practice: The final stage in these compassion practices is to not only want to ease the suffering of those we love and meet, but even those who mistreat us. When we encounter someone who mistreats us, instead of acting in anger, withdraw. Later, when you are calm and more detached, reflect on that person who mistreated you. Try to imagine the background of that person. Try to imagine what that person was taught as a child. Try to imagine the day or week that person was going through, and what kind of bad things had happened to that person. Try to imagine the mood and state of mind that person was in — the suffering that person must have been going through to mistreat you that way. And understand that their action was not about you, but about what they were going through. Now think some more about the suffering of that poor person, and see if you can imagine trying to stop the suffering of that person. And then reflect that if you mistreated someone, and they acted with kindness and compassion toward you, whether that would make you less likely to mistreat that person the next time, and more likely to be kind to that person. Once you have mastered this practice of reflection, try acting with compassion and understanding the next time a person treats you. Do it in little doses, until you are good at it. Practice makes perfect.

7.Evening routine: I highly recommend that you take a few minutes before you go to bed to reflect upon your day. Think about the people you met and talked to, and how you treated each other. Think about your goal that you stated this morning, to act with compassion towards others. How well did you do? What could you do better? What did you learn from your experiences today? And if you have time, try one of the above practices and exercises.

These compassionate practices can be done anywhere, any time. At work, at home, on the road, while traveling, while at a store, while at the home of a friend or family member. By sandwiching your day with a morning and evening ritual, you can frame your day properly, in an attitude of trying to practice compassion and develop it within yourself. And with practice, you can begin to do it throughout the day, and throughout your lifetime.

This, above all, will bring happiness to your life and to those around you.