BOY & GIRL
It's a Girl's World
If he is late for class, he told,
"Time and Tide wait for none".
If she is late, then the bus was late.
If a girl is dressed as a boy, she is modern, says the world.
But if a boy is dressed as a girl, " Has he escaped from the Zoo?"
If a boy talks with a girl, "I think he is trying for her"
But if a girl talks with a boy, then she is trying to be friendly. :)
When a girl cries, the world is convinced of her
But when a boy cries, "Come on man! Don't be a girl".
If a girl meets with an accident, then it's the mistake of others.
And if a boy meets with an accident, "I think you should learn to drive".
If a boy sits in front of a city bus, he is mannerless and cultureless brute.
But if a girl sits in the back seat, "Try to respect ladies, man!".
If a boy gets a big rank in an entrance exam, "You've to work hard".
But if a girl gets a big rank,... Still got 33! Reservation.
If there are girls in a class, the professor gives an interesting lecture,
And if there are no girls, he says,there is no class today.
If a girl does not answer during a viva, then atleast 'smile' says the examiner.
But when a boy does not answer," better luck next time".
Enjoy a small funny love story.. :D :D :D
Boy:- I Love u
Girl:-I don't Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills.
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Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too.......
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