Thursday, 20 March 2014

MEETING RULES..

Meeting rules for managers


1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
 

2) Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
 

3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
 

4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
 

5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.

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