Sunday, 27 April 2014

சிரிப்பு ஞானம்....75

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. 'What is the meaning of this?' the director asked. 'When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you've ever held.' 'Well,' the young man replied, 'in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.'


TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE:

 1. To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
 2. To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

 The one who succeeds in the first one is called a TEACHER.  
 And the second is called a BUSINESSMAN. 

The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE. The one who fails in both is called a HUSBAND!!!

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