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A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying, "Free to good home.

You want it, you take it." For three days, the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were skeptical about such a good deal, so he changed the sign to read, "Fridge for sale, $50." 

The next day, someone stole it.

If u can convince a female in less than 5 minutes

 then she is ur mom.
If u can convince a female in 15 minutes 

then she is ur sister.
If u can convince a female in 30 minutes 

then she is ur daughter.
If u can convince a female in 1 hour 

then she is ur girl friend.
If u can convince a female in 3 hour 

then she is ur lover.
And ultimately
If u can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female

 then she is

ur wife...!!!

A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!
The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business...
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction, as it was an action because of their Prayer...
The Church Denied all Responsibility!
So, the judge commented,
"It's Difficult to Decide the Case
because Here We have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer
&
An Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it !"