Q: How to Kill an Ant ?
(Asked in exam for 15 marks..)
Student's Answer:
"Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside
the Ant's Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water
near a water tank..
Push ant in to it..
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill
the ant..
"MORAL: Don't play with students they can do
anything for 15 marks...
Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto
"She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."
"Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."
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This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
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