1
stone is enough to break a glass.
1sentence is enough to break a
heart.
1sec is enough to fall in love.
But y d hell 1chapter is not enough
to pass in exam...???
A boy's eye is
Faster than Google in searching
a
Beautiful girl in crowd...
:
But
...:
A boy's heart is slower
than
Governments bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he
truly
Loves.
My Teacher pointed at me with a Ruler &
said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot” I still don’t get why I got
rusticated.
I only asked him, “Which End Sir?”
Professor:
What’s attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Student: jimbalakadi
bamba.
Professor: Sorry, I don’t undrstnd what u said?
Student: Same here
sir!
Father to son: why don't u just go and study?
Son: what
for?
Father: U'll get good marks...
Son: then?
Father: U'll get good
job.
......Son: then?
Father: U'll have big house, new car.
Son: so
what after that?
Father: after that U'll relax.
Son: so what do u think I
m doing right now???
Announcement in University:
"The
students who have parked their cars on the driveway, please move
them"
Another announcement after 20 minutes:
''The 200 students who went
to move 9 cars please return to their respective classes"
In
Bed,
It's 6AM,
You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins...
...& it's
7:45
But in Office,
It's 9:30am
You Close Your Eyes for 5
mins...
& It's Still 9:31
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