SMILE....200

Some gems (fun) from job applications...
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Cover letter: "I would be prepared to meet with you at your earliest convenience to discuss what I can do to your company."

That's what we're afraid of ...

================================================== Resume: "It is my professional objective to obtain a position which allows me to make use of my commuter skills."

I think we can oblige.

================================================== Weaknesses: "Suffer from prickly heat in summer."

Sounds uncomfortable.

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Cover letter: "Enclosed is my resume for your viewing pleasure."

We can hardly wait.

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Cover letter: "You are privileged to receive my resume."

We'll try not to let it go to our heads.

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Objective: "To mature in the field of human behavior."

Good luck with that.
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Experience: "10 years of experience in financail budgiting and transactions rigistering."

But limited experience with the spell-check function.

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Cover letter: "Please overlook my resume."

If you insist.

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Cover letter: "I'm submitting the attached copy of my resume for your consumption."

Yum.

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Skills: "Grate communication skills."

Yes, but can you talk and chop at the same time?

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Experience: "Responsibilities included recruiting, screening, interviewing and executing final candidates."

Seems kind of harsh ...

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Cover letter: "Salary demanded - $65,000."

Would you like that in small, unmarked bills?

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Strengths: "Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."

Would that be Mozart or Beethoven?
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Education: "B.A. in Loberal Arts."

Did you minor in ear piercing?
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Cover letter: "I've updated my resume so it's more appalling to employers."

We're pretty shocked already ...

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Cover letter: "Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable."

Glad to hear it.

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Cover letter: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable."

At these extremes, some things are best left unsaid.

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Cover letter: "Experienced in all faucets of accounting."

That should help with the flow of information.

GOOD MORNNG...15

MIND MAPPING.....4 ( CREATIVE INTELLIGENCE )

AMAZING ADS...88

SMILE....199

MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.

When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back. This is what I'm doing wrong.

Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.

Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.

There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization. (For instance, The Murphy Center for Codification of Human and Organizational Law, contrasted to IBM, GM, AT&T ...).

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

People are always available for work in the past tense.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

The longer the title, the less important the job.

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

An "acceptable" level of employment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.

Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.

Success is just a matter of luck, just ask any failure.

SUFFERING....2

GOOD MORNNG...14

AMAZING ADS...87

SMILE....198

I LOVE YOU.....6

SMILE IN YOUR HEART

I have a feeling that you're holding my heart

And I know that this is true

You wouldn't let it be broken apart

Coz it's too much dear to you.

Forever we'll be together

No one could break us apart

For our love will truly be

A wonderful smile in your heart.

Im always dreamin' of being in love

But I know that this is true

Since you came into my life

Tis true love I have found.

I pray that you wouldn't leave me

Whatever may come along

But if you do I would feel so bad

Just give me a smile in your heart.

SUFFERING....1

Why disease afflicts  yogis too...

Question: 

How is it that even Yogis and realised persons are afflicted with severe ailments? Where is the justice in the Law of Nature when it does not spare a man from dreadful diseases

Even though he has completely surrendered all his abilities and services for the spiritual benefit of humanity?

Yogiraj   Vethathiri  Maharishi : 

Generally diseases are caused by neglect  or excessive indulgence beyond the capacity of the body or improper indulgence in food , work, sleep and sexual  gratification.

Some diseases may arise by natural disasters ,climatic differences and by the  assault  of other living beings. Apart from these, certain diseases may also appear by hereditary imprints and by curse . Nature has ensured that all people  are having immunity against  diseases to a certain extent  and this provides protection  and brings about cure automatically. When, however,  the intensity of disturbance causing  the disease exceeds the strength of immunity, the disease gets  aggravated and causes pain or even death .

Yogis, philosophers, realised persons and men of moral Consciousness develop a stronger immunity than ordinary people against diseases by increasing will-power, developing self awareness and conserving life-energy from unnecessary  wastages. They also moralise their deeds so as not to cause disturbance in the physical structure.

However even for Yogis, there do exist hereditary imprints - that is imprints at the time of birth itself. Also before coming to the path of true realisation or perfection, all men would have committed some wrong deeds without knowing the Law of Action and Result. Even though holy men have developed greater immunity against disease,when the strength of the cause for disease exceeds the strength of immunity developed, they also have to suffer from those diseases. Thus, it would be clear that the justice of nature never fails.

Whether one is a holy person or an ordinary individual he has to accept the due award or punishment under the Law of Nature. With this explanation in mind,  please study the biographies of saints and holy men and you would see for yourself that the theory is valid.

TEACHER....1

 O Teacher!
Supercharge us for dare to DREAM
Lead our energy into right DIRECTION
Propel us for right habit of DISCOVERY
Bless us for designing own DESTINY

O Teacher!
Re engineer our vision of life
direct us for purposeful mission
Ignite our beautiful minds
charge our thinking pattern of brains
Spread creativity in our imagination
motivate us for innovative ideas

O Teacher!
When we felt weak in any sense
Bless us, convince that
Weakness is a nice opportunity
Take every opportunity as a challenge
Transform it into a great strength

O Teacher!
When we fell in darkness of life
Guide us, ensure that
Darkness is a space for deep silence
It is a right time of meditation
It is a period of renewal of your whole energy
Transform every darkness into lightness

O Teacher!
When we failed in any field
Bless us, convince that
Success and failure are just events of life
Failure is a nice chance of improvement
Failure is a true message of changing with time
It is a time of redesigns present strategy
and Crust the target by robust strategy

O Teacher!
When we feel loneliness in the life
Guide us, ensure that
Loneliness is a route of internal enquiry.
Internal enquiry is a way of imagination
Imagination is a door of creativity and innovation.

O Teacher!
When we lost any battle
Bless us, convince that
Loosing is a message of restructuring all tactics
Loosing is a chance of reinventing new actions
Winning the battle is not your vision of life
Winning the final war is your ultimate destiny.

O Teacher!
When we looped in the circle of jealousy
Guide us, ensure that
Comparison from other is a wrong habit
Comparison from own self is a right habit
Glorify your uniqueness and creativeness in every time
Manifestation of uniqueness is a path of self-realization.

O Teacher!
When we coiled in the matrix of ego
Bless us, convince that
Ego is very dangerous attributes
It annihilates all acquire virtues
It damages your divine character
Dissolve all egos and transform into self-esteem.

O Teacher!
When we defeated in love
Guide us, ensure that
True Love always wins
Love is driving agent of life
Love is a prayer of god
Love is an image of soul.
Love is a true vision of life
Love is true journey of happiness

SMILE....197

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"

AMAZING PHOTOS...77

LEARNING....3

                     
                   FOUR PILLARS OF LEARNING

According to UNESCO’s Report of the International Commission on Education for the 21st century, Education must be organised around 4 fundamental types of learning.

*Learning to know: It may be regarded as both a means and an end of human existence. People have to learn to understand the world around them.

*Learning to do: Learning must transform certified skills into personal competence. It is assessed by looking at a mix of skills and talents, social behaviour, personal initiative and a willingness to work. These are often referred to as interpersonal skills or peoples’ skills by employers. Knowledge along with other qualities like communication, teambuilding and problem solving skills is most demanded by the service sector these days.

People must learn to act appropriately in any kind of situation and they must become involved in shaping the future.

*Learning to live together: Education should help in inculcating a spirit of empathy in students so that it can have a positive effect on their social behaviour throughout their lives. Understanding each other, resolving conflicts through dialogue and discussion should be the essential tools of present day education.

*Learning to be: The aim of development is the complete fulfillment of man and his development in a holistic way as an individual, member of a family and community and as a responsible citizen.

OUR SUN.....3

 
ஆதி மனிதனின் முதல் வழிபாடு சூரிய வழிபாடாகத் தான் இருக்க முடியும். ரிக்வேத காலத்துக்கும் முன்பிருந்தே இந்த வழிபாடு இருந்து வருகிறது. இந்த வழிபாடு எப்படி ஏற்பட்டது என்பது பற்றி அறியப்படவில்லை. கி.மு. 2 ஆயிரம் ஆண்டுகளுக்கு முன்பே சூரியன், அக்னி, வருணன் ஆகியோரை இந்தியர்கள் வழிபட்டு வந்துள்ளனர். வெப்ப மண்டல பகுதியில் அமைந்தது தான் இந்தியா. அதனால் நம் நாட்டில் சூரிய வழிபாடு ஏற்பட்டதில் ஆச்சரியத்திற்கு இடமில்லை. 

பல நோய்களை சூரிய கிரகணங்கள் குணப்படுத்துவதாக இந்தியாவில் தோன்றிய அதர்வண வேதம் குறிப்பிடுகிறது. உபநிஷத்துக்களும், புராண இதிகாசங்களுக்கும் சூரியனின் புகழைப் பேசுகின்றன. பிற தெய்வங்களைப் போல் அல்லாமல் சூரியன் கண்ணெதிரே தோன்றும் தெய்வமாக விளங்குகிறான். அதனால், அந்த சூரியனை இந்தியர்கள் வழிபட ஆரம்பித்திருக்கலாம் என்று வரலாற்று ஆய்வாளர்கள் கருத்து தெரிவித்துள்ளனர். 

இன்றைய அறிவியல் ரீதியாக சூரியன் ஒரு கோள். அதை தெய்வமாக வழிபடுவது ஏற்றுக் கொள்ள முடியாதது என்று இன்றைய தலைமுறை வாதிடலாம். ஆனால் அதில் தவறில்லை என்கிறது வேதம். இந்திய வேத காலத்தில் வாழ்ந்த ரிஷிகள் சூரியனே தண்ணீருக்கெல்லாம் ஆத்மா என்று குறிப்பிடுகிறார்கள். வேதத்தில் காணப்படும் உண்மைகள், நவீன விஞ்ஞான உண்மைகளுக்கு முரணாக இல்லை என்பதை நாம் ஏற்றுக் கொண்டு தான் ஆக வேண்டும். 

சூரிய ஒளி நிறப்பிரிகையில் 7 வண்ணமாகப் பிரிகிறது. 7 வண்ண ஒளியின் சேர்க்கையே சூரிய ஒளி, சூரியனுக்கு 7 குதிரைகள் என்று வேதம் வர்ணிப்பதன் சூட்சமம் இதுவே! குதிரையை `ëஅசுவம்' என்பார்கள். அசுவம் என்ற சொல்லுக்கு `வண்ணம்' என்றும் பொருள் உண்டு. பாரசீகத்தில் தங்கிவிட்ட ஆரிய குலத்தினர் சூரியனை வழிபட்டார்கள் என்றாலும், அக்னிக்குத்தான் அவர்கள் முக்கியத்துவம் தந்தார்கள். 

இந்தியாவுக்கு வந்த ஆரியர்கள் திராவிடர்களுடன் கலந்து விக்ரக ஆராதனையை மேற்கொண்டார்கள். சூரியனை, விஷ்ணுவின் அவதாரமாக ஏற்றுக் கொண்டார்கள். சூரிய வழிபாட்டினால் தோல் நோய், கண் நோய்கள் குணமாகிவிடும் எந்று பராசீகர்கள் நம்பினார்கள். பாரசீக மத குருக்களான மாகாஸ்கள், சூரியவழிபாட்டின் மூலம் சிகிச்சை செய்யும் மருத்துவக்களாக விளங்கினர். 

ஒருமுறை பஞ்சாப்பை ஆண்ட மன்னன் ஒருவனுக்கு தோல் நோய் ஏற்பட்டது. அவன் மாகாஸ்களை வரவழைத்தான். நோய் குணமாகவே இப்போது பாகிஸ்தானில் உள்ள மூல்தான் நகரில் அவன் சூரியனுக்காகவே ஒரு கோவில் கட்டுவித்தான். 2 ஆயிரம் ஆண்டுகளுக்கு முன் கட்டப்பட்ட இந்த ஆலயங்கள் பண்டைய இந்தியாவில் சூரியனுக்காக ஏற்பட்ட முதல் கோவில்.

இந்த ஆலயம் அவுரங்கசீப் காலத்தில் அழிவுற்றது. அதன்பின், மூல்தானில் இருந்து காஷ்மீருக்கு சூரிய வழிபாடு பரவியது. சூரியனுக்காக கட்டிய புராதனக் கோவில்களுள் ஒன்று ஒரிசாவில் உள்ள கோனார்க் கோவில். கலிங்கத்தை ஆண்ட நரசிங்க தேவன் (கி.பி.1238-64) இதைக் கட்டினான். இப்போது இந்த கோவிலின் ஒரு பகுதி மட்டுமே மிஞ்சி இருக்கிறது.

இந்த ஆலயத்தில் உள்ள சிற்பங்கள் உலகில் வேறு எங்கும் காணக் கிடைக்காத வேலைப்பாடுகள் கொண்டவை. 

தமிழ்நாட்டிலும் சூரிய பகவானுக்கு கோவில் இருக்கிறது. கும்பகோணத்தை அடுத்துள்ள `சூரியனுக்கென்று தனி ஆலயமே இருக்கிறது. 

சூரியனைப் பரம்பொருளாக ஆதித்ய ஹிருதயம் கூறுகிறது மார்க்கண்டேய புராணம்.பவிஷ்ய புராணம் ஆகியவையும் சூரிய வழிபாட்டை விவரிக்கின்றன. 

மந்திரங்களில் மிக சக்தி வாய்ந்ததாகக் கருதப்படும் காயத்ரி, சூரியனுக்கு உகந்த மந்திரம் தான்! 

 காயத்ரி மந்திரத்தை இந்த பூமிக்கு அறிமுகப்படுத்தியவர் விஸ்வாமித்ரர் ஆவார்.அவர் ஆகாயத்தில் சூட்சும ஒலியாக தியான நிலையிலிருந்து இதனைக் கண்டறிந்தார். அவர் பிராமணர் அல்ல.(இதன் மூலம் ஜாதிப்பாகுபாடு புராதன காலத்தில் இல்லை எனத் தெரிகிறது).அவர் ஒரு க்ஷத்திரியர்.ஆனால் இன்று மூன்று வேளைகளிலும்(காலை, மதியம், மாலை) சந்தியாவந்தனம் செய்துவரும் பிராமணர்கள் ஜபிப்பது காயத்ரி மந்திரத்தைத் தான்.

ஓம் பூ: புவ: ஸ்வஹ: தத் ஸவிதுர் வரேண்யம்
பர்கோ தேவஸ்ய தீமஹி
த்யோயோந: ப்ரசோதயாத்

இதன் தமிழ் அர்த்தம் என்ன?

‘யார் நம் அறிவாகிய ஒளிச்சுடரைத் தூண்டுகிறாரோ அந்த ஒளிக் கடவுளை நான் வணங்குகிறேன்’

என்பதே இதன் அர்த்தம்.

சூரிய நமஸ்காரம் என்பது உடற்பயிற்சி, யோகப் பயிற்சியுடன் கூடிய வழிபாடு.

MIDWEEK INSPIRATIONS

Never Give Up

In that dark lonesome place
between a dream dreamed
and a dream realized,

I have left a little light for you
so you will know that someone cares
and believes in your dream.

Just where it becomes the most dark
and difficult to find your way,
there is the light I left for you.

It will light your way,
through the doubt, the confusion,
and the fears,

It will stay with you
all the way to the realization
of your dream.

And when your dream has come true,
please go back to that darkest place
where you have been,

And set the little light there to give heart
to the next sweet soul that braves the path
to his or her dreams.

Dreamers are the architects of greatness.
There wisdom lies within their souls.
Dream long enough and hard enough
and your dream can be attained.

MARRIAGE.....4

AMAZING ADS...86

SMILE....196

When Two People in Love

Break Up

They can't be Friends

As They have Hurt Each Other

They can't be Enemies

As Once They Loved Each Other

The ONLY Thing they can be

Are the MOST "FAMILIAR STRANGERS"

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