What is the most valuable lesson i can learn from you?
1. Trust the dog. Invariably they would know who needs to be avoided.
2. Eat whatever you want, and if someone says you're fat, eat them too.
3. If you are not happy where you are, move. You are not a tree.
4. Drinking may actually induce memory loss, or worse, memory loss.
5. Do not let compliments enter your head; don't let insults enter your heart.
6. You don't have to join every little argument you're invited to.
7. You do not have to settle, selective dating will open you your future lover.
8. Your parents should be worried about having a shameful child.
9. Don't complain about getting old, not everyone gets to enjoy it.
10. Never make someone a priority who only makes you an option.
11. Never look at another man's clock and never count another man's money.
12. Never engage in a debate with a fool, for a bystander is not able to tell which is which.
13. Don't cling to a relationship that doesn't allow you to be yourself.
14. Do not bemoan growing old. Today is the oldest you've ever been, and it is the youngest you'll ever be again.
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