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JOKES  DEDICATED TO ALL SOFTWARE  ENGINEERS

One day, a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Software Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.
The car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, “I think a rod broke. We can check the rods.”

The Chemical Engineer said, “The way it sputtered at the end, I don’t think it’s getting gas. We shall check the gas tank.”
The Electrical Engineer said, “I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system. We shall check the circuitry.”
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, “What do you think?”
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The Computer Engineer said, “We shall get out of the car and get in Again.”

A Priest, a Doctor and an software ENGINEER die and go to heaven, they
hear God's voice and it says:
" My dear sons I am really very sorry but the heaven is full and I can
accommodate only one of u, so to choose the right person, one by one
tell me what u have done in your lifetime.
"The Priest goes up first and says "well God I'm a priest, I am u r
humble servant and have spent all my life working to spread your
message."

The Doctor goes up next and says "well I'm a doctor and I have helped
thousands of people recover from their illnesses"

The SOFTWARE ENGINEER goes up says "well I worked as an SOFTWARE ENGINEER and........",
before the ENGINEER could say anything further, the heaven's gates
opened and God came with tears in his eyes and said to the SOFTWARE ENGINEER

“ Say no more my son come with me, u have
already been thru HELL...”