"It's been 50 years now TOM, you ain't going to eat JERRY!!"
A professor's sorrow-
"I dont mind when students look at their watch during lectures
But what hurts me is when they remove their watch & shake it to see if its working"
"I dont mind when students look at their watch during lectures
But what hurts me is when they remove their watch & shake it to see if its working"
If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?
Early to rise and early to bed makes one healthy
but socially dead...
Relativity:
"its 6 am, you are in your bed, you close ur eyes for 5min,
its 7:45"
at collge "its 1:30, u close your eyes for 5min,
at collge "its 1:30, u close your eyes for 5min,
its still 1:30"
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