Tuesday, 31 March 2015

STRANGEST SECRET


by Earl Nightingale

George Bernard Shaw said, "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, they make them."

Well, it's pretty apparent, isn't it? And every person who discovered this believed (for a while) that he was the first one to work it out. We become what we think about.

Conversely, the person who has no goal, who doesn't know where he's going, and whose thoughts must therefore be thoughts of confusion, anxiety and worry - his life becomes one of frustration, fear, anxiety and worry. And if he thinks about nothing... he becomes nothing.

How does it work? Why do we become what we think about? Well, I'll tell you how it works, as far as we know. To do this, I want to tell you about a situation that parallels the human mind.

Suppose a farmer has some land, and it's good, fertile land. The land gives the farmer a choice; he may plant in that land whatever he chooses. The land doesn't care. It's up to the farmer to make the decision.

We're comparing the human mind with the land because the mind, like the land, doesn't care what you plant in it. It will return what you plant, but it doesn't care what you plant.

Now, let's say that the farmer has two seeds in his hand-one is a seed of corn, the other is nightshade, a deadly poison. He digs two little holes in the earth and he plants both seeds-one corn, the other nightshade. He covers up the holes, waters and takes care of the land...and what will happen? Invariably, the land will return what was planted.

As it's written in every religion, "As ye sow, so shall ye reap."

Remember the land doesn't care. It will return poison in just as wonderful abundance as it will corn. So up come the two plants - one corn, one poison.

The human mind is far more fertile, far more incredible and mysterious than the land, but it works the same way. It doesn't care what we plant...success...or failure. A concrete, worthwhile goal...or confusion, misunderstanding, fear, anxiety and so on. But what we plant it must return to us.

You see, the human mind is the last great unexplored continent on earth. It contains riches beyond our wildest dreams. It will return anything we want to plant.

THINGS HAPPY PEOPLE DON'T DO....1



Monday, 30 March 2015

SMILE.....255



A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live ."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 43 years.
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"



(You'll love this)

















God replied:

"I didn't recognize you!"

Moral:
Avoid over MAKE UP

Sunday, 22 March 2015

SMILE.......254


A husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Husband thinks: She must have reached there


 UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death,their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 18


Saturday, 21 March 2015

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 17


WEEKEND WISDOM


If you put a buzzard in a pen six or eight feet square and entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of his ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground with a run of ten or twelve feet. Without space to run, as is his habit, he will not even attempt to fly, but will remain a prisoner for life in a small jail with no top.


The ordinary bat that flies around at night, a remarkable nimble creature in the air, cannot take off from a level place. If it is placed on the floor or flat ground, all it can do is shuffle about helplessly and, no doubt, painfully, until it reaches some slight elevation from which it can throw itself into the air. Then, at once, it takes off like a flash.



A Bumblebee if dropped into an open tumbler will be there until it dies, unless it is taken out. It never sees the means of escape at the top, but persists in trying to find some way out through the sides near the bottom. It will seek a way where none exists, until it completely destroys itself.
In many ways, there are lots of people like the buzzard, the bat and the bee. They are struggling about with all their problems and frustrations, not realizing that the answer is right there above them.

Thursday, 19 March 2015

SMILE.....253


A sardarji is overweight, so his doctor adviced him about the diet measures.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five Kgs."

When the sardarji returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.

"Wow, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The sardarji nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." 


"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from skipping"



TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 15


Wednesday, 18 March 2015

WOMAN...2


A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt


The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years. ~ Audrey Hepburn


Every being, man, woman and child have things to say and won’t bring up the best in them only when appreciated. Give love to everybody, one day it will be your turn. There is a chinese proverb which says, “Keep A Green Tree In Your Heart And Perhaps A Singing Bird Will Come”. ~ Karima Maach 

When a woman is “tripping” she cares. When a woman is “mad” she believed in you and you let her down. When she’s “asking questions” she is trying to gain clarity. When she’s quiet and letting things “slide” she is giving up. And when she’s not doing any of the above just know you lost a good woman.

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 14


Friday, 13 March 2015

STORY WITH MORAL......91

An old man sat outside the walls of a great city. When travelers approached, they would ask the old man, "What kind of people live in this city?" The old man would answer, "What kind of people live in the place where you came from?" If the travelers answered, "Only bad people live in the place where we came from," the old man would reply, "Continue on; you will find only bad people here."

But if the travelers answered, "Good people live in the place where we came from," then the old man would say, "Enter, for here too, you will find only good people."
Reflection:

Color of this world is based on the color of your eyes, color of your glasses. The way you perceive the things; your understand, your thoughts and your experiences. Good and Bad people you will find everywhere in the world, in every country, in every society it is up to us, what we are looking for.

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 9


Wednesday, 11 March 2015

SMILE....251


15 Fun facts about women

Men and women are so different, but still can’t live without each other. In today’s article, let’s talk about random fun facts about women you probably never heard of. 

1) An average woman eats about 2-3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.
2) Women blink about 2 times more often than men. Interesting why? :)
3) A woman will more easily trust somebody who hugs her for at least 15 seconds.
4) 80% of women’s wrinkles are caused by excessive sun exposure.
5) Women usually tie the belt of a dressing gown higher than their belly button, while men tie it lower.
6) A woman doesn’t like it when her hands are free, this is why she is likely to carry with her a purse, gloves, a book or…something else…
7) The first computer programmer was a woman. Her name is Ada Lovelace.
8) According to researches, an average woman spends about 120 hours a year looking at herself in the mirror, which is approximately 5 entire days a year!
9) After making love, women don’t feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
10) While turning to the call, a woman usually just turns her head, while a man will turn his entire body. It’s because women have more flexible neck.
11) While making love, a woman worries about whether she looks pretty.
12) A woman opens beer bottles with a beer bottle opener.
13) Ladies close their ears with fingers, while men – with hands.
14) When you ask a woman to give you a lighter, she won’t test the speed of your reaction, she will just give it to you.
15) A woman prefers that her man reads her desires in her eyes…this is why communication between the two genders often gets complicated.
Don’t take it seriously, these are just funny facts ;)

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 7


Tuesday, 10 March 2015

HONESTY......1

 Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread. ~ Josh Billings

There is an interaction and action, reaction between two people. One should show honesty in a relationship. Be honest to your partner and tell him everything. How long can you do things with dishonesty and that's wrong. Don't get into a relationship if you can't be honest. ~ Randeep Hooda

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. ~ Lawrence G. Lovasik

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. ~ Mark Twain

STORY WITH MORAL........90


A family of tortoise went on a picnic. They packed food and set out to a place they had selected… behind the hills. When they reached the spot, they unpacked their picnic basket. They realized they had forgotten to bring salt. Food without salt is tasteless.They had a conference to decide who should go back and get salt. After a lot of discussion, the youngest tortoise was chosen, as he was faster than the others.The youngest objected on the ground that before he could come back the others might eat the snacks. But they assured him they would wait for him to come back with salt.
Six months passed, but the youngest tortoise did not turn up. So the rest of the family decided to open the basket and eat the snacks. When they opened the snack basket, the little tortoise jumped out of the bushes and screamed,"Look, I knew you would not wait till I came back. For six months I have been hiding in these bushes to make sure you would not eat without me. Now my suspicion has been confirmed, and I am not going to get the salt."

Some of us are exactly like our suspicious tortoise: we waste our own time waiting for people to live up to our expectations. Instead of doing the right thing ourselves, we wait for others to act in ways we expect them to. We waste our time waiting for others to live according to our expectations

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 6


Monday, 9 March 2015

POSTER OF THIS WEEK


SMILE....250


அவளும் ஸ்டிக்கரும்
2015 : காதலியாக சாட்டில் ஸ்டிக்கர் போட்டு விளையாடுறோம்.
2016 : மனைவியாக்கி ஸ்டிக்கர் பொட்டு வாங்கித் தரனும்.
2017 : பையன் ஸ்கூல் நோட்டில் ஸ்டிக்கர் ஒட்டி கொடுக்கணும்.
(தொடரும்...)



( புயல் மழையில் ஒருத்தன் பீட்ஸா வாங்க கடைக்குச் போறான். )
கடைக்காரர் : சார் உங்களுக்கு கல்யாணம் ஆயிடுச்சா...?
வந்தவர்: பின்ன.. இந்த புயல் மழைல எங்க அம்மாவா என்னை பீட்ஸா வாங்க அனுப்புவாங்க...!??
பொண்டாட்டி தான் அனுப்புனா
.

பொண்ணுகளுக்கும் பசங்களுக்கும் உள்ள வித்யாசம்.
1st day :-
GIRL : எனக்கு இந்த சுடிதார் நல்லா இருக்கா டா?
BOY : செம சூப்பரா இருக்கு பா.
2nd day :-
GIRL : எனக்கு இந்த கிரீன் சாரி எப்படி இருக்கு?
BOY : வாவ்வ்...வெரி நைஸ் டா.
3rd day ;-
GIRL : நான் இன்னைக்கி ஜீன்ஸ் & டாப்ஸ்ல எப்படி இருக்கேன்?
BOY : ரெம்ப அழகா இருக்கே செல்லம்.
4th day :-
GIRL : நான் இந்த சல்வார்ல நல்லா இருக்கேனா?
BOY : நீ எது போட்டாலும் உனக்கு சூப்பரா தான் டா இருக்கும்.
5th day :-
BOY : இப்ப நீ சொல்லு,நான் இந்த ஜீன்ஸ் & டி-சர்ட்ல எப்படி இருக்கேன்?
GIRL : அய்யோ,என்னடா கலர் இது.உனக்கு நல்லாவே இல்ல.ஜீன்ஸ்ல வேற மாடலே கிடைக்கலயா.உனக்கும் டி-சர்ட்டுக்கும் மேட்சிங்கே இல்ல டா.நல்ல மேட்சிங்கா போடுடா.
# நீதி :
எதையுமே அழகாக பார்ப்பது ஆண்கள்.
எல்லாத்திலும் குறை சொல்வது பெண்கள்.

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 5


Thursday, 5 March 2015

OFF





GOING  TO  ALIYAR  
WITH MALA
FOR  ONE
EDUCATION  PROGRAM

SMILE....249



Q: How to Kill an Ant ?
(Asked in exam for 15 marks..)


Student's Answer:


"Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar & keep it outside
the Ant's Hole.
After eating, Ant will search for some water
near a water tank..
Push ant in to it..
Now ant will go to dry itself near fire..
When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the fire..
Then admit wounded ant in ICU..
Remove oxygen mask from its mouth and kill
the ant..


"MORAL: Don't play with students they can do
anything for 15 marks...


 Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto

"She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her."

"Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her."

"Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."



This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

TAKE ACTION NOW - Tip 4