LOYALTY

 If you love someone

If you love someone
Set her free..

If she comes back, she's yours

If she doesn't, she never was 

THE NEW VERSIONS ARE

Pessimist

If you love someone

Set her free 

If she ever comes back, she's yours

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist

If you love someone

Set her free 

Don't worry, she will come back 

Suspicious

If you love someone

Set her free 

If she ever comes back, ask her why .

Impatient

If you love someone

Set her free 

If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient

If you love someone, Set her free 

If she doesn't come back

continue to wait until she comes back 

Playful

If you love someone

Set her free 

If she comes back, and if you love her still,

set her free again, repeat 

C++ Programmer:

if(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she == NULL)

m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist :

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers

If you love someone

Set her free

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist 

If you love someone

Set her free

She'll evolve

Statisticians 

If you love someone

Set her free

If she loves you, the probability of her coming

back is high

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable

anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans

If you love someone

Set her free

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person 

If you love someone

don't set her free.

MBA 

If you love someone set her free instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist 

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist 

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert 

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, map her into your system

If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert 

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist 

If you love someone

set her free

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market