சிரிப்பு ஞானம்....33

4 Stages of marriage:

  Mad for each other.

 Made for each other.

Mad at each other .

Mad because of each other

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1 . Whenever you're wrong, admit it ,
2 . Whenever you're right, shut up.

Newtons Laws when Applied to Software Field

Law 1:
Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2:
The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

Law 3:
For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.

Bug Conservation law : 

Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.

Manmohan Singh to Obama - "We are sending Indians to the moon next year."

Obama - "Wow! How Many?"

Manmohan Singh - "100

25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians

and if possible


1 - Astronnaut "

A Love movie:

Hero loves heroine,but heroine loves villain,but villain
loves hero sister,but hero sister loves heroine brother.but heroine
brother loves villain sister.but villain sister loves hero brother.but
hero brother loves heroine.but heroine loves villain. 

finally 2 ppl commit siucide.

Who's that?

Producer & Director !!!

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chipcookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.