Teeth said to Tongue "If I just press you little hard, you will get
cut.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once"
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Students are more genius than teachers.... ...
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
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Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can't search
the chappals u lost at the temple
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Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)
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Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
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An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word against someone, then all the 32 of you will come out at once"
------------ ---
Students are more genius than teachers.... ...
Because teachers complete their syllabus in 1 yr & student in just 1 day
------------ ---
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can't search
the chappals u lost at the temple
------------ ---
Boy: Boys are always more intelligent than girls
Girl: Any proof?
Boy: We always say intelliGENT, have u ever heard telling intelliLADY. .??;-)
------------ ---
Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER..... ...
Immediately after Marriage!!
------------ ---
An old man's T Shirt Quote
"I am not 60... I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE"
Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.
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