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• Regular naps prevent old age especially if you take them while driving

• Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee

• I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile I tried but they wanted cash

• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without,,, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later

• Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me

• Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote

• Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

• Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others

• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person

• You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them

• Saving is the best thing Especially when your parents have done it for you

• Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools talk because they have to say something

• Here are a few great notions in philosophyIf your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your fatherinlaw is a poor man, it's your stupidity

• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak

• Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

• Every man should marry After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

• The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise

• Success is a relative term It brings so many relatives

• "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours

• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends