VALENTINE's DAY RIDDLES

 

1. Why did the Valentine’s Day card get in trouble? Because it was filled with love notes!
2. What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
3. What did one pickle say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You mean a great dill to me!”
4. Why did the boy bring a ladder to school on Valentine’s Day? Because he wanted to go to high school!
5. What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine’s Day? “You can count on me!”
6. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day? “I’m nuts about you!”
7. What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re one in a melon!”
8. What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day? “I’m drawn to you!”
9. Why did the scarecrow become a successful matchmaker on Valentine’s Day? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine’s Day? Ughs and kisses!
11. Why did the computer break up with the internet on Valentine’s Day? I just couldn’t find a good connection!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth on Valentine’s Day? A gummy bear!
13. What did the light bulb say to the switch on Valentine’s Day? “You turn me on!”
14. Why did the bicycle fall over on Valentine’s Day? Because it was two-tired!
15. What do you call a snake that gives flowers on Valentine’s Day? A “hiss-ter”!