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MAN  -  WOMAN

I

How a man withdraws cash from ATM.

1) Park the car
2) Go to ATM
3) Insert card
4) Enter PIN
5) Take money
6) Drive away


How a woman withdraws cash from ATM

1) Park the car
2) Check makeup
3) Turn off engine
4) Check makeup
5) Go to ATM
6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse.
7) Insert card
8) Hit Cancel
9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it.
10) Insert card
11) Enter PIN
12) Take cash
13) Go to car
14) Check makeup
15) Start car
16) Stop car
17) Run back to ATM
18) Take ATM card
19) Back to car
20) Check makeup
21) Start car
22) Check makeup
23) Drive for ½ mile
24) Release hand-brake
25) Drive on. 

II

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking
but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 

III
Three FASTEST means of Communication:

1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell A Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE. 

IV
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your Life. 

V

Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.