The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing,
"All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to propose will reply by
saying, 'I resign'
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Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
A: The ones in the casinos are serious
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In a trial all the witnesses were women. All women appeared in court, each started to shout on top of their voices, accusing each other of the trouble. Looking at the gravity of the situation, the judge called for "I'll hear the oldest first".
Subsequently, the case was closed coz "ALL WITNESSES TURNED HOSTILE AS NO ONE TESTIFIED"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
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Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."
a wood cutter was walking with an axe in a town...... all the women started to follow him!!!!
guess why???
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BECAUSE THE AXE EFFECT
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Q: What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
A: The ones in the casinos are serious
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In a trial all the witnesses were women. All women appeared in court, each started to shout on top of their voices, accusing each other of the trouble. Looking at the gravity of the situation, the judge called for "I'll hear the oldest first".
Subsequently, the case was closed coz "ALL WITNESSES TURNED HOSTILE AS NO ONE TESTIFIED"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" His father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
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Sunny's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Sunny seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about girls." The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill
his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.
The professor passed out a sheet of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs.
No bodies, no feet, just legs.
The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.
Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."
The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"
The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, " YOU TELL ME SIR !!!!! "
So he joined in and after one week of study, a test was held.
The professor passed out a sheet of small paper where in each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird's legs.
No bodies, no feet, just legs.
The test asked each student to identify the birds from their legs.
Our student sat and stared at the test getting angrier every minute.
Finally he stomped up to the front of the classroom and threw the test on the teacher's desk. "This is the worst test I have ever written."
The teacher looked up and said: "Young man, you have not filled in anything and you definitely have failed the test. Tell me, what's your name?"
The student pulled up his pant to the knee showing his legs and said, " YOU TELL ME SIR !!!!! "
a wood cutter was walking with an axe in a town...... all the women started to follow him!!!!
guess why???
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BECAUSE THE AXE EFFECT
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