Recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste...
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together...
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."..
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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."..
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up...
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong...
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That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste...
**************
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together...
**************
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher...
**************
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."..
**************
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."..
**************
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up...
**************
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong...
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