சிரிப்பு ஞானம்....79

A member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, explodes one day in mid session and begins to shout,

"Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators plead to the angry member that he withdraw his statement, or be removed from the remainder of the session. After a long pause, the angry member accepted.

"Ok" he said, "I withdraw what I said. Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

Henry was placed against the wall and just before the order to shoot was given he yelled out 'earthquake'. The firing squad panicked and in the confusion henry jumped over the wall and escaped.

Charlie was next and he used the same technique and yelled 'tornado' and escaped.

Seeing the two the third one yelled 'Fire'

Man goes to the doctor and says ''doctor i have a very serious problem . I only hear half of everything.''

''that can't be'' answered the doctor. ''Let's see repeat after me''- ninety-six'' says the doctor

''forty eight'' says the man.

Criteria for Life Partner by Indian Women:

1. Look like Tom Cruise. 

2. Earn like Bill Gates. 

3. Obey like Manmohan Singh.