A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to Itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat Tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster Than the one you are in now.
Bell's Theorem :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are With someone you don't want to be seen with.
Willoughby's Law :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Breda's Rule :
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
Arrive last.
Owen's Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask You to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Howden's Law :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the Mailbox.
Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
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