The 4 stages of life:
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
3. You dress up as Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
Q. Why is Santa so good at karate?
A. Because he has a black belt!
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