student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you
can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If
you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the
exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and
neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give
the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an
"A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the
same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35
year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25
year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you
have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have
failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
A zoology teacher told his students that the next day all students would have a test in Zoology lessons. All students went home and prepared hardly for the test to be held the next day.
Next day at the class room, all students were awaiting for question papers. Instead of question paper, the teacher came along with a few boxes. Students asked for question paper. The teacher said, the test would be conducted in a different pattern.
The teacher called a student and showed only a pair of birds leg gauged in the box through a small slit at the bottom of the box. Then he asked the name of the bird. The student was disappointed, he did not know the bird's name. Next, in the same way he showed a pair of legs of another bird and asked name of the bird. The Student did not expect that kind of test. The teacher got annoyed and shouted at him "What is your name?" The boy showed his legs and said "Find out what is my name".
The concept is if we want to get a right result from our sub-ordinate we have to provide him right and complete information
God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything
should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there
should be a lion.
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the
United States.I have blessed them with prosperity and
money.But at the same time I have given them insecurity
and tension....
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.But
at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.
And here is South America. I have given them lots of
forests.But at the same time, I have given them lesser
land so that they would have to cut off the forests...So you see
fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked..."God, what is this extremely
beautiful country here?"
God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all.
"INDIA",My most precious creation.It has understanding and
friendly People. Sparkling streams and serene mountains.A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....
The angel was quite surprised:"But god you said everything
should be in balance."
God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave
them."
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