Wednesday 29 May 2013

BOMBAYWALA


Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:



Man : Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period.


Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that board.


Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only


Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.


Man: I know very well Doctor and that is why I have come to you only...


Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not an animal.


Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:


Doctor: OK. Tell me.


Man:

I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.

Doctor: are you FROM Mumbai ?


Man: Yes


Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should have told me 



in the beginning itself that you are FROM Mumbai . Come man, no one can treat you better than me.


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