Sunday, 26 May 2013

HUSBAND & WIFE......2

A MAN WANTS A WIFE BECAUSE SHE CAN MAKE HIS LIFE...

W Wonderful
I Interesting
F Fascinating
E Extraordinary


BUT A WOMAN WILL HAVE TO BE CAREFUL IN FINDING A HUSBAND BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE...

H Hopeless
U Uncontrollable
S Senseless
B Boring
A Authoritative
N Nuisance
D Discriminative

Q: WHY DOES A MAN WANT A WIFE?.... BECAUSE SHE CAN PROVIDE...

W Washing
I Ironing
F Food
E e.t.c.....?


WHY DOES A WOMAN WANT A HUSBAND?....BECAUSE HE IS EXPECTED TO...

H House her
U Understand her
S Share everything with her
B Buy everything with/for her
A And
N Never
D Demand anything from her?

Two things in life that are difficult;

1. To plant your idea into someone's head,

2. To plant someone's money into your own pocket.

He who succeeds in (1), we call them as TEACHER

He who succeeds in (2), we call them as BOSS

The one who suceeds in both, we call WIFE





The one who fails in both, we call as HUSBAND












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