THE SHORTEST...5 ( SMILE...109 )

HEIGHTS OF REVENGE

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn.".

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. 

So he goes near it and says

"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

THE SHORTEST ...5

ARE  YOU  A  LOVABLE  PERSON?

( A SHORT TEST )

1. Do you keep a record of wrong doings of your 

friend?

2. Are you jealous about your neighbors 

fortune?

3. Are you proud of your social status?

4. Do you rejoice at the misfortune of your 

enemy?

5. Are you getting irritated often?

If "YES" 

 - your heart is dry. 

You are not lovable

THE SHORTEST ...4

Shortest Philosophy

But True

 "OUR PRESTIGE LIES IN OUR TONGUE" 

THE SHORTEST .....3

The bananaa test 

This is world’s shortest personality test.

There is a very, very tall coconut tree and

 there are 4 animals, a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.

Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality. 

So think carefully… 

Try and answer within 30 seconds !!! 

Got your answer? 

Now scroll down to see the analysis... 

If your answer is:


Lion = you’re dull.

Chimpanzee = you’re a moron.

Giraffe = you’re a complete idiot.

Squirrel = you’re just hopelessly stupid.

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A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you’re stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!

THE SHORTEST ....2

THE SHORTEST FAIRY TALE 

ONCE UPON A TIME A GUY ASKED A GIRL  -

"WILL YOU MARRY ME?" 

SHE SAID "NO"

AND THE GUY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 

THE END

THE SHORTEST..... - 1

Most Used Shortest Word in English

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language. Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.) 

There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is 

'UP.' 

It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP? 

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends and we use ! it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. 

At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. 

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is choked UP.

We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.We seem to be pretty mixed UPabout UP ! 

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions 

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. 

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. 

One could go on & on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now........ my time is UP, so time to shut UP!