- No major project is ever installed on time, within budget, with the same staff that started it. Yours will not be the first.
- Projects progress quickly until they become 90 percent complete; then they remain at 90 percent complete forever.
- One advantage of fuzzy project objectives is that they let you avoid the embarrasement of estimating the corresponding costs.
- When things are going well, something will go wrong:- when things just can't get any worse, they will.- when things appear to be going better, you've overlooked something.
- If project content is allowed to change freely, the rate of change will exceed the rate of progress.
- No system is ever completely debugged. Attempts to debug a system inevitably introduces new bugs that are even harder to find.
- A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.
- Project team detest progress reporting because it vividly manifests their lack of progress.
Saturday, 16 March 2013
PROJECT MANAGEMENT
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