1. Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
2. Men are like...Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
3. Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
4. Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
5. Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
6. Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
7. Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
9. Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
10. Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
11. Men are like...High Heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
14. Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
16. Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
19. Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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