சிரிப்பு ஞானம்....55

LIFE OF A SALARIED  PERSON

Bank Balance

First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10

Conveyance

First Week : Auto "I can afford it"
Second Week : Share Auto "I would like to share. I am selfless!"
Third Week : Bus "Public figures should travel by public transport"
Fourth week : Walk "Good for health"

Girl friends

First Week : Eena, Meena, Tina "I can BUY love"
Second Week : Meena, Tina "I have enough girl friends"
Third Week : Tina "I am loyal to her"
Fourth week : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"

Mobile Maintenance

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls "This is what mobile is invented for"
Second Week : Restricted o! utgoing calls "I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines"
Third Week : Rare outgoing calls "Mobile should be used in urgent
situations only"
Fourth week : Only incoming calls "I am not going to call her until she calls me" And last....but not the least...

Boozing

First Week : "Come, let's go to Taj and freak out!"
Second Week : "Man, there is nothing in Taj. Let's go to Dhaba."
Third Week : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. what say?"
Fourth week : "Drinking is injurious to health