After directory assistance gave Anita, her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed him and got a woman.
"Is Jimmy there?" Anita asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," Anita said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, Anita dialed again. This time a man answered.
"This is Jimmy," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" Anita exclaimed.
"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."
Way 2 Impress a Girl >
Respect her >
Honour her >
Love her >
Protect her >
Care for her
But how 2 impress a Boy -
Just smile
Types of Boys
( Computer Humor )
He is always faster and faster.
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EMAIL BOYS
Every ten things he says, eight are nonsense .
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HARD DISK BOYS
He remembers everything, FOREVER
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INTERNET BOYS
Difficult to access
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MULTIMEDIA BOYS
He make horrible thing look beautiful
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SCREENSAVER BOYS
he is good for nothing but at least he is fun
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RAM BOYS
He forget about you, the moment turn him off
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WINDOW BOYS
Everyone know that he can't do a thing right, but no one can live without him.
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VIRUS BOYS
Also known as "HUSBAND'' when you are not expecting him, he comes, install himself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall him you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall him you will lose everything.. .
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SERVER BOYS
Always busy when you need him.
i laughed......:)
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