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Wednesday, 31 December 2025

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich
Give a person an fish and feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years
Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing
All of us can take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal