Kinds
of women, according to the computer terminology
INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman: She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun!
RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman: She messes up everything she does and she asks always more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
WOMAN has MAN in it .
SHE has HE in it.
Mrs. Has Mr. In
it.
LADY has LAD in it.
MISTERESS has MISTER in it.
MADAM
has ADAM in it.
HOSTESS has HOST in it.
FEMALE has MALE in
it
......and so on the list is never ending
SO NO need to be proud
....
Girls...
YOU are always incomplete without
Boys....
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything
For Girl
Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (a new) Boy
Again.
Girls are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of
money, they don't generate much interest.
Girls are like.....Coffee. The
best ones are rich, hot, and can keep working without much
complains.
Girls are like.....Computers. Hard to figure out and never
have enough memory.
Girls are like.....Government bonds. They take a long
time to mature.
Girls are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what
to do and are usually wrong.
Girls are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look
at, but not all that bright.
Girls are like.....Mascara. They usually run
at the first sign of emotion.
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I
Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to
Take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.
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NOW TWO MEN TALKING
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Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.
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