FUNNY THINKING

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"

So what? Who's in a hurry?

Money is not everything

There's MasterCard & Visa.

Success is a relative term

It brings so many relatives.

God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends.

One should love animals

They are so tasty.

Love thy neighbor

But don't get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is one woman

and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry

after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Wise men never marry

and when they marry they become otherwise.

Children in backseats cause accidents

Accidents in backseats cause children

A good discussion is like a miniskirt

Short enough to pertain interest and

long enough to cover the subject

When two's company,

three's the result!

A dress is like a barbed fence

It protects the premises without restricting the view

Love is photogenic

It needs darkness to develop

"Hard work never killed anybody"

But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)

"Work fascinates me"

I can look at it for hours!

Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today.

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget,

The more you forget, the less you know

So. Why learn.

Your future depends on your dreams

So go to sleep