A psychiatrist congratulated his patient on the progress he had made
''you call this progress'' shrieked the patient, six months ago i was Napolean and now im none''
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Wife to her husband ''dear that clock fell off the wall and missed falling on my mother's head by a mere second''
''im always telling you that the clock is slow'
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Do you know how to make holy water?
You take some regular water and boil the hell out of it'
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