LOVE ACCOUNT

In the journal paper of my heart,

I have written a journal entry.

Debiting your love and your affection.

Darling you write the narration,

Your first love, I had already adjusted

On the ledger-folio column,

Any way our relations are true assets

On double-entry system In addition,

our love is true real and tangible

You debit-what comes in,

I credit-what goes out.

Your beauty is the capital of business.

My eyes are stock in trade.

Let us enter into transaction,

You secretly give me a trade discount,

I openly give you a cash discount

And thus my partner, Our trading and

profit-loss account will show super profit

My dear let us re-concile,

all our errors and total the

trial balance of our affairs

arithmetically without maintaining

any suspense account.

In the balance sheet of our

life Our children will be our

true assets and liabilities!

If they are boys, they will be our sundry debtors

If they are girls, they will be our sundry creditors

But if we have a boy and a girl,

Our balance sheet will tally automatically!