An Elderly Man Is Stopped By The Police
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he’s going at such a late hour.
The man replies,
“I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse, the effects it has on the human body, and the dangers of smoking and staying out late.”
The officer asks,
“Really? Who’s giving a lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies,
“That would be my wife.”
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