1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards .
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child. {Marry a girl who has child }
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
IT HEIGHTS.....
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. :)
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.
Offering blank visiting cards .
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child. {Marry a girl who has child }
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
IT HEIGHTS.....
HEIGHT OF ISOLATION:
Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. :)
HEIGHT OF COWARDICE:
Two persons fighting through emails.
HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS:
Receiving no emails for a week.
The email server being down.
HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS:
Writing a love mail and doing a 'Send All.' :-P:-P
HEIGHT OF TIMEPASS:
A person sending email to himself :(
HEIGHT OF EXPECTATION:
Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match
HEIGHT OF REPETITION:
Forwarding an email to someone and receiving the same email forwarded back to you By some one in the receiving chain. :-x
HEIGHT OF BROWSING:
U r swimming in the water tank and shout 'F1 F1 F1 ' instead of shouting 'HELP' when u are unable to swim...:-P:-P:-P:-P
Height of Confusion :
Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles
I like #10 :))
ReplyDeleteDhoti with a zip...hmmmm, that wld definitely be untra-fashion :)
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