Friday, 25 July 2025

OFFICE GOSSIP


The boss has taken a different job.

The business is about to be sold.

Our insurance plan was cancelled.


A competitor is opening up and they offer better benefits and pay.


Someone is organizing a group of employees to buy stock in the company.


People from some sketchy private equity firm have been hanging around.



Not useful office gossip


Millie lost 5 dress sizes in two weeks of vacation. Was it a miscarriage or liposuction?


Warehouse Wally got sent home because he smelled so bad. He came back in an hour smelling like Lysol.


Sherry got a promotion from sleeping with the boss. (gray area if true)


Sally in sales doesn’t wear any underwear.

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