WIFE APPRECIATION DAY

 

Husband And Wife Jokes

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

When did you get to know your spouse? Sadly, a week or two after the wedding.

Husband: I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end.Friend: Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?!Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!”e other day, my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me now.