Women Friends chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a
fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came
home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was
yours?
Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit
the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a
fairytale!
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great. I came home,
dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about
you?
Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they
cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out
to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had
to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no
electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so
aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for
another hour!
TO UNDERSTAND WHAT EXACTLY PERCEPTION CAN DO TO YOUR EYES...
pl see the picture below
A Sheikh's son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:
"Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here,but I'm a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train."
Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:
"Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too"
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