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Hitler and the guilty officer

Adolph Hitler was conducting a General Staff meeting, when somebody sneezed. “Who was that!?” shouted Hitler, whirling around from a wall map of Europe. Nobody said anything.

“I see, ”he said, “I will have 10 of you shot. And maybe then you will tell me who sneezed?” A Gestapo agent took 10 people out of the room. Shots were heard, then silence.

“I will ask again, “yelled Hitler, “who sneezed?’” Again, no body said anything. “Very vell, ”he said, “I will have another 10 of you shot!”.

The Gestapo agent escorted 10 more people out of the room and executed them. “For the very last time, “screamed Hitler, “Who sneezed?”

Finally the guilty officer could stand no more. He stood up and said, ”It was me, I am the one who sneezed.”

Hitler slowly approached the shaking officer and said. ”Bless you.”

The Five Principles of socialism are:

1.     Don’t think!

2.     If you think, don’t speak!

3.     If you think and speak, don’t write!

4.     If you think, speak, and write, don’t sign anything!

5.     If you think, speak, write, and sign things, don’t be 

surprised!

Q: Why are there no bank robbers in the GDR?*

A: They have to wait fifteen years to buy an escape car!

( * very old joke )