Friday, 20 October 2023

FUNNY & SMART QUOTES

 

  1. All easy problems have already been solved.
  2. Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back.
  3. Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing that way.
  4. An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
  5. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
  6. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
  7. Anyone can count the seeds in an apple. No one can count the apples in a seed.
  8. Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
  9. Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies.
  10. Be kind to unkind people — they need it the most.
  11. Business is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing ever happens until you start pushing.
  12. As a general rule, the freedom of any people can be judged by the volume of their laughter.
  13. TikTok is the new way for people to express themselves in so many video clips instead of just one sentence.
  14. Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
  15. A day without sunshine is like night.

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