School
A place where Parents pay and
children play
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor
all your life, so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes you up
to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
Tears
The hydraulic force by which
masculine
willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
Lecture
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes
of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"
Conference
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks
, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
Politician
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your
Confidence after
HOSPITAL
An institution which holds
your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Smile
A curve that can set
a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax
after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married
men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc
A sign to make others believe
that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing
individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
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